New York, Jana Gana Mana

Posted in Uncategorized on 2 July 2009 by rajanr

I went for my first Bollywood cinema experience! It was, alas, to watch New York. It got rave reviews from people who should probably find another job other than a film critic. It was long, draggy, with gigantic plot holes and hopeless acting by John Abraham and Katrina Kaif (Irfan Khan’s acting was brilliant though).

All these possibly due to the fact that there wasn’t any English subtitles. But the person I went with, a native Urdu speaker who learnt Hindi, found it even more appalling than I had, so maybe my limited Hindi vocabulary saved the day.

Indian cinemas have their percularities. The stupidest is the censor’s notice preceding every video. Advertisements and trailers included. Which is stupid.

More interesting that the movie or the percularities of Indian entertainment law is the playing of the national anthem, Jana Gana Mana, before the movie started. Having lived my entire life in Malaysia and Singapore, well, it was different. I imagine if Negaraku or Majulah Singapura is played, nary a soul would stand.

Interesting also is that they focus on individuals singing the anthem (in this case, shown in the video, Indian artists) – as opposed to the usual showing off the country. More interesting was what I found on Wikipedia: the anthem is in Bengali, which makes one of the few anthems in the world done in a minority language.

Singapore’s and Ireland’s national anthem, too, shares that with India – albeit India’s national language has never been Bengali, unlike Malay and Irish in Singapore and Ireland presently. Indonesia’s Indonesia Raya is similar in that regard – at inception, Bahasa Indonesia was a minority, albeit national, language.

Also interesting is Sindh is mentioned as part of India, which while being accurate in 1911, isn’t really so since 1947.

Sovereignty, quid pro quo, and other concepts that befuddles Malaysians

Posted in Politics on 30 June 2009 by rajanr

Dr Mahathir (who I suspect would be a Minister Mentor in Malaysia had Lee Kuan Yew not thought of it first) on the Causeway replacement:

2. There has never been any agreement or treaty to say that the causeway is jointly owned. If at all 2/3rd of the causeway belong to Johore. And the 2/3rd must be the part which ends in Johore Bahru because the border on the Tebrau Straits is the deep water line which runs midway between Singapore and Johore. This must also be the border on the causeway. The northern half of the causeway therefore belong to Malaysia, a sovereign independent nation.

On the first level, Malaysia’s sovereignty is not exclusive in this matter – the Law of the Sea gives Singapore rights – and these rights are less questionable when you consider the crooked bridge would change the flow of the Tebrau Straits. On the second level, the Separation Agreement, which Malaysia forced upon Singapore, guarantees Singapore no interruption with regards to water – and though matter how brilliant Malaysian engineering is, ensuring this while cutting off more than half of the Causeway is impossible.

Lastly, based on the plans, the railway lines will be, for some time, cut off from the Malaysian mainland – allowing Singapore to retake the lands (like they did with the Jurong railway branch.

4. Why should we build a bridge to replace the causeway? That part of Johore Bahru where the traffic to and from the causeway meets the traffic going east and west in JB is often jammed. In future as more vehicles go on the roads the jam would certainly get worse.

Firstly. there is no significant difference on JB downtown traffic with having the crooked bridge and having flyovers and viaducts from the present Causeway to the customs and immigration building (you, the present, disastrous status quo). And then when you consider the cause of the jams itself, it becomes clear even if the lane capacity increases by, say, 10 times, the impact would be minimal: the bottlenecks will still be there. They are known as the Woodlands Checkpoint and the Iskandar CIQ.

6. Besides the traffic problem, the water in the straits is stagnant. If the causeway is opened up there would be constant flow of water in both direction, thus flushing out the water in the strait.

And here enters Malaysia’s pet environmental project. If this was a huge priority, why isn’t a low-rise bridge (that allows the flow of water, but not ships) suggested? Ah, but yes:

7. Without the causeway boats and yachts can sail in either direction. Transport of goods and people between Pasir Gudang Port to Tanjung Pelepas Port would be facilitated. This would be good for the growth of both ports – something which perhaps Singapore would not like to see.

Transfers between those two ports are quite seamless with the expressways connecting both ports with each other. But those poor yachts. We must invest in a multi-million dollar project that undermines our diplomatic relations to one of our largest trading partners so that those poor, poor yachts can avoid sailing around Singapore. And this is a perfect segway to Kaytee:

The unsubstantiated accusation against Singapore was that the Island State preferred to see the Causeway continuing to limit access from the Malacca Straits to the shores of southern Johore … perhaps for economic/commercial advantage. But I believe the reason would have been a question of “What’s in it for us?”

And here’s the blindingly obvious question, what’s wrong with asking that question? Its call quid pro quo. Malaysia refuses to budge on anything. Why should Singapore?

Back to our bridge story – well, the Sings are like those Japanese, economic animals. They don’t give a sh*t about neighbourliness, muhhibah or kamcheng. The question about Dr Mahathir’s bridge that they would ask themselves would have been, as I’ve mentioned, “What’s in it for us?”

Malaysian sand? Malayan railway land? Malaysian airspace (for its air force to train in)? Malaysian cabotage (removal of same for the benefit of SIA, Silk Air or Tiger Airline)?

When’s the last time Malaysia done something neighbourly to Singapore. For the sake of it. Take railway land for example – Malaysia agreed to move the railway station to Woodlands (with an interim station in Bukit Timah), freeing up a lot of prime land in land-scarce Singapore. Malaysia reneged. Very kamcheng no? And back to Dr M:

12. All these issues are in Singapore’s favour and not negotiating better terms because Johore people refuse to sell sand is like cutting one’s nose to spite one’s face. We are the losers. I think it is a very stupid way of punishing Singapore. Or is it the intention to punish Johore people for not agreeing to sell sand (somebody is bound to make a huge amount of money) and rejecting the honour of having Singapore warplanes practicing aerial combat and bombing over Johore.

I never understood why selling sand or allowing the RSAF to train over Johore airspace means that Malaysia is no longer sovereign. To hell with that. Take the most thorny issue of them all: airforce training. That and more gets done in Thailand, Brunei, Taiwan, and to a lesser extend, other countries like Australia. Are all those countries under the tutelage of Singapore?

The airspace bit is most important to Singapore. Nearly a quarter of Singapore’s territory is devoted to airforce training. Just acceding to Singapore training over the sparsely-populated, forested hinterland of Malaysia will not hurt anyone but a few jingoistic Malaysian sensibilities. Personally, I’d rather Southeast Asia’s strongest airforce protecting Malaysia than against Malaysia.

And lastly, I’ll take claims of “the Johore people are against this” with a few barrels-full of salt. Where is this referendum or even public opinion poll mentioned? And why should all of Johore’s opinion matter – only South Johore will be directly affected by this, and I think they’d rather better connectivity with our southern, richer neighbour than a few useless symbols of sovereignty.

Seen on a morning commute*

Posted in Uncategorized on 26 June 2009 by rajanr

India photos are slowly being uploaded on Facebook

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* Real context only available to those privileged enough to see my Facebook photos.

Pronounced date

Posted in Uncategorized on 26 June 2009 by rajanr

On The Malaysian Insider:

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On the Insider as well, they have a poll that goes, “Love him or loathe him, it is impossible to be indifferent about Michael Jackson.” But, I am. Oh wait, is this an entire post about Michael Jackson? Fuck. I’m no longer casually indifferent.

The road to dismal education is paved with stupidity and a dash of good intentions

Posted in Politics on 26 June 2009 by rajanr

The government wants to move STPM away from its terminus exam system to a modular, less exam-focused system. Which is stupid.

Firstly, pre-university education (where STPM falls under) is meant to give a strong foundation to university education. Subjects in STPM are broad in focus (overarching subjects like Physics, Economics and Mathematics are there, instead of more specialized subjects). By making into a modular system with three semesters, where subjects are read only throughout one semester, you would undermine the foundational aspect of pre-university education.

Secondly, a modular system would necessary limit the scope teachers could use to teach subjects – what should be taught first, what should taught next, etc. Teachers already have so little teaching autonomy, a modular system would hamper teachers from finding their individual teaching styles that serves them and their students better.

Thirdly, the new STPM would have significantly more coursework than presently (where for most subjects, the entire result comes from the exam). I don’t know how it would play out, but if it is anything like present-day coursework, it won’t end well. It invariably lead to standard problems/questions/projects students can do, and to make grading more objective, the outcomes of projects is also standardized.

There is little control on cheating, especially in urban schools. I remember my SPM coursework for Additional Mathematics was entirely copied, with words paraphrased, and the report pretty-fied. Those who do as little as copying and pasting, with just changing the names, didn’t get into much trouble. Coursework can undermine the key benefit of a closed examination: integrity.

It isn’t to say that I believe secondary education must be entirely based on examination. And that’s the bit I think needs reforming most.

For local universities, the idea is to have as much objective information as possible on the application (no things like personal statements, essays or the like), with everything quantifiable (even co-curricular activities – there is a point system standard to all schools in Malaysia). Not only would UPU’s (the central clearinghouse and admission office for most public universities) job be simplified, there would be little room for subjective evaluation.

This is clearly wrong-headed. For one, the Ministry of Higher Education, and not individual universities, that decide admissions of individual students – the diseconomy of scale is clearly present. Beyond the risk to applications (they can’t diversify if there is only one bureaucracy that handles their future), a single bureaucracy to deal with the variety of programs, universities and applications surely cannot be efficient.

This inefficiency as well as the lack of diversification of applicant risk prevents subjective, qualitative information from being used in the admissions process. However, when universities and individual faculties take over the admissions process, they can start taking into account more and more subjective information, like essays, portfolios, working experience, community involvement, talents, and the like.

Since the problem the Ministry is trying to solve is that of rote learning and heavy emphasis on memorization, broadening the sort of information used in admission applications will reduce the emphasis on standardized, central examinations. Getting a good grade in STPM will no longer be sufficient to get a good place in university, neither is doing badly in STPM will keep you from entering university.

Politically, I can see why there is little incentive to reform the system this drastically – the heavy centralization evident in Malaysia is due to the persistent fear of autonomy and the ease in manipulating the education systems for political gain.

As for STPM, I’m not saying it shouldn’t be reformed. But I think it still should remain an examination to remain relevant in any admissions system. Things like reducing the rigidity of the grading rubrics, introducing open book papers, reducing Form 6 to one year – all these would help. Introducing non-examable elements to STPM will undermine the effectiveness of STPM without solving the problem reforms was set out to solve.

The Hindi bits I don’t know

Posted in I'm Not Very Sure... on 23 June 2009 by rajanr

Bhavya: झा फाड़ अपनी बहन दा फुद्दा
राजन, तुम बहुत ही बुधु हो
me: kamu memang berotak udang
Bhavya: हिंदी भी नहीं समझ आती क्या?
me: betul ini. kegilaan kamu agak menghairankan
me: menghairankan… hehehehe
Bhavya: तुम अपनी मलाय्सियन ज्यादा मत झाडो
me: kalau kuda naik bas, ayam naik motosikal, ikan naik kereta, manusia naik apa?
Bhavya: नहीं समझ आती मुझे तुम्हारी अजीब सी भाषा
me: tak lah
me: kuda naik bas. ayam naik motosikal.
me: jadi, manusia naik apa?
me: tak tahu? manusia naik hairanlah

One more month in India, then it is a food crawl, baby. A food crawl. Animal protein-rich food crawl.

Posted in I'm Not Very Sure..., Personal crap on 19 June 2009 by rajanr

I know this is unhealthy on so many levels, but ignore me (or better yet, enable me – make eating plans with me now!)

18 July 2008
6am: Should (cross fingers) land in Singapore
Breakfast: Rochor tau huay (tau fu far or beancurd) with tau sar pancake, and considering I probably won’t eat for days before hand, maybe nasi lemak with ikan kering. Oh, I’m drooling badly.
Lunch: Bak chor mee mai ter kuah (mince meat noodles without liver) in Sim Lim Square food court.
Dinner: Something introduced, viciously and cruelly, by Joe and Manora before I left Singapore: Crystal Jade’s la mian with spring onion oil. Enabler: Cheong En-Min.
Alternative: Aroy-Dee at Bencoolen Kopitiam (tranny kopitiam)
11pm: Flight to Subang

19 July 2009
12am: Arrive in Subang (cross fingers)
Supper: Ramly burger – double daging cheese from the SS14 stand in front of Mamak bistro, washed down with a nice Milo ais. I’m fond of this stand because the guy 1) knows my name, 2) knows where I study (something my parents took longer to remember), 3) knows what I study and 4) always fails to remember that I’m viciously bonded to work in Singapore for the rest of my life (or three years).
Breakfast: Chee cheong fun (from no one particularly spectacular – I’d like to go to Petaling St but I figure I’d be too exhausted, so the one that SS14 Subang Jaya should do) and peanut apam.
Lunch: Post-church, up to the parents — but if they even suggest anything Indian (mamak doesn’t count), I would start sobbing and shouting, “You hate me, don’t you?”
Dinner: I’m insisting on a seafood dinner, preferably in Pulau Ketam/Carey Island/somewhere around Port Klang. I would throw an hysteric fit similar to lunch time of my family don’t accede.

20 July 2009
Breakfast: Unlikely
Lunch: Chicken and char siew rice, again from the SS14 shop – but this ain’t out of laziness, folks. Other than the chicken rice/roast meats at Holland Drive Market, this is my favourite.
Dinner: KL-style Hokkien mee from Paramount Garden.
Supper: Mamak session. Any enablers? Come on…

21 July 2009
Breakfast: Unlikely, but if I succeed, nostalgic trip to Petaling Street shall commence with chee cheong fun.
Lunch: Meng Kee char siew near Jalan Alor/whateverthatroadiscallednow OR beef ball mee from this coffee shop whose name I don’t know on a road I never bothered to learn (but it’s good okay)
Dinner: I’m at this point ready for something homemade… Rakesh, how about a small family barbeque?

22 July 2009
Early, early morning breakfast: Roti kaya with Neslo Ais
7pm: Flight from Subang to Singapore
And then the rest the week would be spent at the SMU Hostel residential senior retreat in Sentosa, where the food is undoubtably better than what I usually eat here, but sadly, blergh.

24 July 2009
Tentatively, should land in Penang… hee hee hee. Come on Fern Yit, Leann (and whoever else is interested). It would be fun/waistline-expanding!

Uhm, he does

Posted in Politics on 12 June 2009 by rajanr

Kadir Jasin on Lee Kuan Yew multi-state visit to Malaysia:

Terlintas di fikiran saya adakah seorang negarawan Malaysia seperti Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad akan mendapat penghormatan dan keistimewaan yang serupa kalau beliau melawat Singapura?

I wonder if a Malaysian statesman like Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad would be received with respect and given special treatment should he visit Singapore?

Well, for one, Tun M doesn’t have any public office; Lee Kuan Yew is Singapore’s Minister Mentor. Secondly, Mahathir does get pretty well in Singapore considering how much he is hated by the political establishment there (see: how well he’s treated when he attends any NUS alumni event).

Jadi lawatan LKY ini bukanlah lawatan nostalgia. Ia adalah lawatan mencari maklumat dan risikan. Lawatan untuk mengenali dan mengukur kepintaran para pembesar Malaysia. Lawatan untuk mengajar anak buahnya untuk mengenali barisan baru kepemimpinan Malaysia.

Therefore LKY’s visit is not a nostalgic trip. It’s a fact-finding and reconnaissance visit. A visit to get to know and measure the intelligence of Malaysia’s leaders. A visit to teach those under him about the new leadership front of Malaysia

Well, duh. If there is anyone in our ruling class that doesn’t know this, they should resign immediately out of sheer stupidity. If LKY wanted a nostalgic trip, he didn’t need to take a state visit to Malaysia.

And then he drives to the point:

Inilah keistimewaan Singapura. Ia sangat mengutamakan maklumat dan risikan. Dan tidak seperti negara kita yang meminggir dan mencemuh Dr Mahathir, Singapura memaksimumkan penggunaan LKY sebagai guru dan diplomat luar biasa untuk menarik pelaburan asing dan menebarkan pengaruh Singapura sebagai kuasa ekonomi serantau.

It’s Dr Mahathir’s fault isn’t it? He picked someone compliant and agreeable and was shocked that 1) he himself didn’t have as much sway on him as his family members and 2) his successor would like to think for himself. Say, how many deputies have Lee Kuan Yew unceremoniously fired, or worse, have jailed for trumped up charges?

In as much as I hate the PAP and the system they have created in Singapore, Mahathir is no where near the class and intelligence of Lee Kuan Yew, and definitely no where near Lee Kuan Yew’s legacy.

To my Indian friends

Posted in Uncategorized on 10 June 2009 by rajanr

To all my Indian friends whining about how I whine about the food in Bangalore: STFU.

The church I go to, the pastor’s wife is from Malaysia (Seremban, Negeri Sembilan, if I’m not mistaken). I asked here, how was the transition moving to Bangalore. She sighed, “It was really by the grace of God….”

1) I’m not saying Indian food is bad, I’m saying the options I have in Bangalore is bad. Where I work, it’s either the cafeteria (it has its moments) or a food court 1 km away. The food court has three stalls, all Indian (north, south and “Chinese”), one being entirely vegetarian, as well as McDonalds and Barista Lavaaza (some sort of crappy Starbucks knockoff – and Starbucks is overpriced crap as it is). So for breakfast and lunch, it’s pretty much crap.

Then there’s where I’m staying – the food is bad at the cafeteria. The food on Cambridge Layout, the nearest main road, is similarly limited – there is Marry Brown (craptacular place that makes McDonalds look good), a dodgy North Indian place, dozens of sweets and chaats shops, and a Coffee Cafe Day (side note: I really, really hate the name). So you could see how on a daily basis, my food options range from crap to overpriced crap.

Yes, I could go to Indiranagar or Brigade Road or the likes, but it is not something you could do everyday (its not very convenient or affordable). So for weekdays, I usually have crappy Indian food. Forgive me if I think this sucks.

2) As for the options available, I can’t believe anyone can honestly say there are as many options in Bangalore as in Singapore and Kuala Lumpur. Yes, for my vegetarian Indian friends, India provides you unparallel options and varieties. I’m not vegetarian (well, these days, I’m practically am), so I don’t give a flying rat’s ass.

Yes, Indian food is diverse. South Indian food itself is diverse. But the diversity is unmatched compared to what I’m used to back home. (Also, it doesn’t help that I got food poisoning on my second day here, making me extremely wary of any place that looks dodgy).

3) And it goes beyond just the options – its the accessibility. Even when I was staying in Ipoh, a sleepy, very low-density city, there was simply far more restaurant options within walking distance from where I stayed. I used to complain in my first year how limited my options were in Pasir Panjang (the intersection between Pasir Panjang Road and South Buona Vista Road) – but I had far more to choose from compared to where I’m staying in Bangalore. And if I get the hunger pangs past 10-11pm in Bangalore, well, too bad.

And I’m not staying that far from town (5 minutes to Brigade, 10 minutes to Indiranagar, walking distance to Old Madras Road). Nobody delivers food here – I don’t think I ever lived anywhere where I couldn’t order a pizza before.

4) Stop being so prissy about Indian food. Yes, its lovely (except the shit I eat on a daily basis). But you grew up on it, and therefore love it. I didn’t. Stop being so bloody defensive when someone doesn’t appreciate Indian food as much as you do. And stop starting your first conversation with me in India as, “Oh, you must be loving the food here/Oh, you must be putting on weight here”. Uhm, no. On average, I eat less a day these days than I do in a meal back home.

5) I realize I can’t get the food I know and love from Malaysia (and to the lesser extent, Singapore) in London, Melbourne, Sydney, Vancouver and Dublin (my top five choices of cities I want to live in). But the trade offs are much better there – better quality of living, higher wages. The trades off are much better even in Singapore. But mark my words, I’ll still complain (unless I’m living in somewhere whose cuisine I feel surpasses that of Malaysia, like Thailand or Mexico).

Singapore’s the riskiest?

Posted in Uncategorized on 3 June 2009 by rajanr

The Malaysian Insider:

Lim said the list could go on and even cited that Kuala Lumpur was now ranked the fourth riskiest location in the world for outsourcing according to the “Black Book of Outsourcing”, with our neighbour Singapore topping this list.

Then again, the Insider isn’t exactly known for its thorough editorial process.

Update: The study Lim Kit Siang cited is this. Looking at the numbers, I don’t see how the numbers are derived. Colombo, capital of a country that went through (and might still continue to go through) the longest civil war in Asia is safer from terrorist and rebel attacks than Delhi, Bombay, Madras and Bangalore. The survey was done in 2008 when the LTTE have yet to be defeated.

As for the idea that Malaysia’s sliding into a failed state situation–underground Ah Long prison systems, collapsing stadiums and the botched demolition of Jaya in Petaling Jaya, plus outsourcing risk is hardly indication of a decline to a failed state.